The Treasure that Never Was

Once I found a box made of gold,

I wondered- what did it hold?

Inside was a note that said,

Don't open, or lose your head!

But I paid no heed,

And inside a found a seed.

Of color it was blue,

Some places purple too.

The seed had a partition,

Which I opened in anticipation.

Inside was a map of treasure

Much to my immense pleasure.

I followed the instructions,

And went in all the right directions.

At last, I found my destination,

And danced around it in celebration.

I began digging the place,

Sweat piling on my face.

Finally, I discovered an old box.

Which had many locks.

On each was written-

APRIL FOOL, YOU CHICKEN!